Dear asshat in the big truck in the King Soopers parking lot yesterday:

What kind of jerk yells at a pregnant woman for crossing the street too slowly? SO sorry you had to wait that extra minute for me to waddle myself into the grocery store. Sheesh.

Things a pregnant woman thinks about:

1. How comfortable are these shoes vs. how silly do they look?

2. Are these the underwear I want to be wearing when I rush to the hospital in labor?

3. How important is it that I pick up the item I/my child has just dropped?

Corollary to #3, I generally use the following decision tree to determine if I ( Read more... )

Week 30

TMI ALERT: Well, hello, ANGRY LADYPARTS, my old nemesis. I had hoped not to see you this pregnancy. Alas, it looks like I’m going to have to attempt to foil you with judicious application of swimming, hot baths and Tylenol. Curses.

This week JellyBean is around 15.7 inches long and about 3 pounds and she is working on eyesight some more ( Read more... )

Yes, I am cold. SO VERY COLD. I am over the winter. I am over below 60 temps. I am OVER dressing like a clown in my own house just to try and stay warm. Right now I am wearing slippers, socks, sweats, a night gown, a sweatshirt, a giant pink fuzzy bathrobe and a scarf. I have talked Mr. Fantastic to letting me set the thermostat to 70. And I am ( Read more... )

THIRD breakfast is ok when you're pregnant, right? It's not even 11 yet and I've already eaten breakfast twice. STILL HUNGRY NOM NOM.

...Girl!

Yep, JellyBean's been confirmed as a girl. Peanut's getting a little sister come July!

Anyone have any recommendations for a double stroller under $300? Monkey will be almost 2/12 when JellyBean is born, so I was thinking about one of those Sit n Stand type of things.

I've heard the inline is better than the side by side as far as maneuvering. I don't really need a jogger because I don't jog.

Opinions, input?

Mr. Fantastic and I are pleased to announce the upcoming release of Fantastic 2.0! The newest Fantastic version, currently in beta, is expected to be released in early quarter 3 and should integrate well with Fantastic 1.0, the Peanut. Features include cooing, smiling and general cuteness.